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On May 02, 1948, the first woman was sworn into the Navy. She became a Permanent Wave.
On May 03, 1869, margarine was first manufactured. It was butter than nothing.
On May 04, 1804, the first dog obedience school opened with a large barking lot.
On May 05, 1910, the first optometery courses were offered by a university. All of the students sat in glassrooms.
On May 06, 1922, the first wrought iron gate was made. It was very fency.
On May 07, 1941, the first pig was taken in by a Pawn Shop. It was a Ham Hock.
On May 08, 1895, the paper pencil was invented by Frederick Blaisdell. Most people thought it was pointless.
On May 09, 1890, the first infant stroller was made. Some babies got a little buggy.
On May 10, 1840, the straight pin was invented. Since then, many people have gotten stuck up.
On May 11, 1924, Englishman Thomas Jack invented the automated packaging machine. He was known as Jack The Wrapper.
On May 12, 1883, cows were first shipped by rail. The shipper made a lot of moola.
On May 13, 1915, a load of grass was shipped to Soddy Arabia.
On May 14, 1941, two rug dealers talked by telephone. They talked Persian to Persian.
On May 15, 1920, the first corn auction was conducted, producing the first auction ears in the bidness.
On May 16, 1904, corduroy pillow covers were sold. They made head lines.
On May 17, 1923, the city of Chun King was captured by the Japanese. An hour later, they wanted to capture it again.
On May 18, 1832, the music of a famous composer was compiled. It was a Liszt list.
On May 19, 1921, the Mason's Convention began to the tune ''Does your mortar come from Ireland?''
. On May 20, 1944, the non-stick phonograph needle was invented...invented...invented...invented...invented...invented...
On May 21, 1911, the first book on wines was printed. It was a Booze Who.
On May 22, 1910, soda pop was first bottled. The inventors son said ''That's My Pop!!''.
On May 23, 1945, the first airplane hangar was built for drip dry airplanes.
On May 24, 1893, the first giraffe was exhibited. Everyone paid a neckle to see it.
On May 25, 1940, pickle makers held a conference, and watched ''Let's Make A Dill''.
On May 26, 1938, dental floss was first invented, and that's the tooth.
On May 27, 1933, card playing was banned aboard Naval Vessels, and ships lost their decks.
On May 28, 1919, surgical stitches were first used. The inventor said ''Sutre Self''.
On May 29, 1925, Macintosh joined the Apple Corps.
On May 30, 1889, the first lighter than air craft departed on its maiden voyage. But, everyone thought it was a lot of balloony.
On May 31, 1901, the first barber supply company was burned, but it was just a brush fire.